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Cory. 17. Junior. Just another awkward teenager running rampant on the Internet. I'm an aspiring writer, and that probably makes me a bit of a hopeless romantic. Message me and I'll love you forever.

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4 months ago on February 5th, 2013 | J | 10 notes

*watching The Amazing Spider-man*

*young Peter Parker playing hide and seek with his mom and dad*

Peter: Ready or not, here I come.

Me: Ready or not, you're never going to see your parents again.

5 months ago on December 28th, 2012 | J | 11 notes

*seeing if my dad has fallen asleep on the couch again*

Me: The house is on fire.

Me: Oh, no. Someone just broke in.

Me: I'm coming to kill you.

Me: Okay, he's asleep.

Me: We're out of food.

Dad: HUH?!

5 months ago on December 25th, 2012 | J | 7 notes

My aunt: The thing about having a colonoscopy right before Christmas is that you don't gain any weight.

My uncle: Well... that's shitty.

5 months ago on December 23rd, 2012 | J | 2 notes

Channing Tatum. A cat. And a pizza. Not bad, Tumblr, not bad.

6 months ago on December 1st, 2012 | J | 29 notes

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